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"I have no qualifications to do anything else and there weren't any formal application forms you had to fill in for stand-up, so I thought I'd give that a twist."

"You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up."

"It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before, but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book."
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"As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."

"Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others."

"There is no waste of time in life like that of making explanations."
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