"If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window."

God, Car, Opera

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"If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window."

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"If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure."

Failure, Building

"In the future, torture will once again become the recreational sport of the rich."

Future, Will

"On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and then they look at your clothes, and by the time they're listening to what you're saying, you're off the screen."

Time, People, Clothes, Hair

"If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil."

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"If nothing else, we simply get used to being alive."

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"If our subconscious was attractive, we wouldn't have to bury it down deep within us."

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"If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope of money at the end of it, it means they really want to be a musician. And if someone is writing now, there is no hope for money at the end of it."

Money, Hope, End, Now

"If you don't have a spiritual practice in place when times are good, you can't expect to suddenly develop one during a moment of crisis."

Crisis, Practice, Spiritual

"If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal."

Hypothetical, Cats, Now

"Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs."

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"I'm one of those writers who, when writing, believes she's god-and that she hasn't bestowed free will on any of her characters. In that sense there are no surprises in any of my books."

Lynn Abbey, American Author

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"Sometimes I do get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter."

Ansel Adams, American Photographer

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"Man is an imperceptible atom always trying to become one with God."

Henry Adams, American Historian

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"A thick skin is a gift from God."

Konrad Adenauer, German Statesman

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"God who is eternally complete, who directs the stars, who is the master of fates, who elevates man from his lowliness to Himself, who speaks from the cosmos to every single human soul, is the most brilliant manifestation of the goal of perfection."

Alfred Adler, Austrian Psychologist

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"The gods look in pleasure on penitent sinners."

Theodor Adorno, German Philosopher

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"God loves to help him who strives to help himself."

Aeschylus, Greek Poet

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"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."

Aeschylus, Greek Poet

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"God always strives together with those who strive."

Aeschylus, Greek Poet

God,

"For this is the mark of a wise and upright man, not to rail against the gods in misfortune."

Aeschylus, Greek Poet

God, Gods, Man, Misfortune