"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."

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"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."

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"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one."

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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

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"A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity."

Robert Frost, American Poet

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"One does not leave a convivial party before closing time."

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"Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that."

Charles Dickens, English Novelist

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"There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce."

Mark Twain, American Author

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"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."

Fran Lebowitz, American Journalist

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"Unless you're ashamed of yourself now and then, you're not honest."

William Faulkner, American Novelist

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"Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday."

Napoleon Hill, American Writer

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"What you are will show in what you do."

Thomas A. Edison, American Inventor

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"Of the billionaires I have known, money just brings out the basic traits in them. If they were jerks before they had money, they are simply jerks with a billion dollars."

Warren Buffett, American Businessman

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"Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders."

Ronald Reagan, American President

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