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"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today."

Gordon Strachan, Scottish Athlete
Humor, Today
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"If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia."

Robert Frost, American Poet
Humor, Country, Russia
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"I feel much freer now that I am certain the pope is the Antichrist."

Martin Luther, German Leader
Humor, Now
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"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

Stephen Leacock, Canadian Economist
Humor, Life, Day
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"Dying is an art, like everything else. I do it exceptionally well. I do it so it feels like hell. I do it so it feels real. I guess you could say I've a call."

Sylvia Plath, American Poet
Humor, Art, Dying, Hell
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"Humor is the most engaging cowardice."

Robert Frost, American Poet
Humor, Cowardice
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"It is not my fault that certain so-called bohemian elements have found in my writings something to hang their peculiar beatnik theories on."

Jack Kerouac, American Novelist
Humor, Fault, Theories
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"We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas."

Ronald Reagan, American President
Humor, Home, War, Christmas, Country
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"It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."

Mark Twain, American Author
Humor, Truth, Fiction, Sense, Wonder
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"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain."

Robert Frost, American Poet
Humor, Rain, Weather
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"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself."

Ronald Reagan, American President
Humor, Care
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