"I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate."

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"The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty."

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John F. Kennedy, American President

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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."

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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

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