"My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places."

"Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being."

"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you."

"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."

"If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name."

"What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow."

"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."

"Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave."

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

"Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them."

"You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say."