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Arnold H. Glasow was an American humorist who gained recognition for his sharp and humorous observations on human nature and society. His witty quotes and sayings reflected his keen sense of humor and ability to find the amusing aspects of everyday life. Glasow's work as a humorist contributed to his popularity and influence in the field of humor writing. His insightful and often humorous commentary on various topics has made him a memorable figure in American humor.
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"Make your life a mission - not an intermission."

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"Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time."

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"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."

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"An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied."

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"The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it."

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"The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion."

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"The trouble with the future is that is usually arrives before we're ready for it."

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"A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a little less than his share of the credit."

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"Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance."

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"Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to."

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"What the country needs are a few labor-making inventions."

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"In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are."

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"One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency."

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"Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire."

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"Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope."

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"Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath."

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"Happy is the person who knows what to remember of the past, what to enjoy in the present, and what to plan for in the future."

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"Nothing lasts forever - not even your troubles."

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"Nothing splendid was ever created in cold blood. Heat is required to forge anything. Every great accomplishment is the story of a flaming heart."

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"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."

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"Improvement begins with I."

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"All some folks want is their fair share and yours."

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"Progress is what happens when impossibility yields to necessity."

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"It is harder to conceal ignorance than to acquire knowledge."

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"Ideas not coupled with action never become bigger than the brain cells they occupied."

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"Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing."

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"One of the true tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency."

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