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Bert Kalmar was an American lyricist and songwriter, best known for his collaborations with composer Harry Ruby. Together, they wrote numerous popular songs and Broadway musicals in the early 20th century, including hits like "Three Little Words" and "Who's Sorry Now?" Kalmar's clever lyrics and ability to capture the spirit of the times made him a significant figure in American music and theatre. His work continues to be celebrated for its contribution to the Great American Songbook and the development of musical comedy.
"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"
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"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"

Mind,
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"I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own."
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"I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own."

Theatre, Theater
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"Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!"
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"Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!"

Man, Now
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"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"
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"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"

Talking,
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