"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."

"When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are."

"Ah, beware of snobbery; it is the unwelcome recognition of one's own past failings."

"Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order."

"My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'"

"My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can."

"Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops."

"Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant."

"To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it."

"I think that making love is the best form of exercise."