"Growing old is not growing up."

"Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past."

"When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar."

"We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon."

"Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice."

"Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought."

"Smile, it's free therapy."

"The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated."

"Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age."

"Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain."

"While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself."

"The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity."

"Death is the final wake-up call."

"If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?"

"Perfection is perfectly simple; fouling things up requires true skill."

"Smile, it's better than a poke in the eye."

"Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing."

"First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time."

"Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant."

"As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven."

"Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes."

"Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss."

"Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free."

"To hit bottom is to fall from grace."

"Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it."

"Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough."

"Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him."

"To awake from death is to die in peace."

"Death is feared as birth is forgotten."

"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride."

"If food were free, why work?"

"To buy happiness is to sell soul."

"Boring people are a reflection of boring people."

"Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention."

"Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you."

"Love is a given, hatred is acquired."

"Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven."

"Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think."

"If you love something let it go free. If it doesn't come back, you never had it. If it comes back, love it forever."

"The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love."