"The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression."

"I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians."

"Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money."

"On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy."

"This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at."

"I think I'm maintaining the quality, but internally I'm paying for it."