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Laura Kightlinger is an American comedian and writer born on March 19, 1970. She is known for her stand-up comedy and her work as a writer and producer on various television shows. Kightlinger gained recognition for her unique sense of humor and has appeared on numerous comedy specials. Her contributions to comedy have made her a respected figure in the industry, and she continues to perform and create content that resonates with audiences.
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"I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead."

Dress, Famous, Want, Will
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"I really detest movies like Indecent Proposal and Pretty Woman because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it."

Movies, Women, Goal, Man
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"I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy."

Drink, Drinking, Now
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"I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space."

Love, Eating, Space
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