"Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money."

"There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars."

"Michael Jordan was a tremendous basketball player."

"You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen."

"Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me."

"My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years."

"I'm not out there just to be dancing around. I expect to win every time I tee up."

"Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play."

"If I could do anything over, I'd have spent more time with my first set of children. I would have taken more quality time with them, for sure."

"Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either."

"Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket."

"In case of a thunderstorm, stand in the middle of the fairway and hold up a one iron. Not even God can hit a one iron."

"I'm not scared of very much. I've been hit by lightning and been in the Marine Corps for four years."

"You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work."

"His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing."

"I met Jesse Owens once. He was a remarkable individual, and I have tremendous respect for what he did in the Olympics under the circumstances."

"I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be careful or I could end up with a bad neck in the morning. That pillow is a must everywhere I go."

"I think a lot of Jim Thorpe, the Olympian, and his accomplishments."

"I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money winner's list."

"The most interesting guy I've ever played with was King Hassan of Morocco. I went over there on a trip in the early 1970s, and the King and I played five holes. I've never been that nervous in my life."

"Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket."

"When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course."