"Everything I've always done has been for the sole purpose of increasing my lovemaking output. A lot of guys won't admit that, but I do. I just want to make love."

"I've traveled around the world and made love with many satisfied women. So I decided to share my story."

"Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking."

"Let me read you some of my poetry. My poetry just takes me to another level."

"You don't want to get me started about apple martinis and the affect they have on my lovemaking. I might just throw you down and make some love to you right here and now."