"Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."

"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."

"Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes."

"Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential."

"It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there."

"I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country."

"Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons."

"The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for."

"If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence."

"Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people."