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Divorce Quotes

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"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."
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"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
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"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."
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"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."
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"As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds."
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"I decided to write about the myths of divorce."
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"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."
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"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."
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"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."
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"Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry."
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"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."
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"A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book."
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"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."
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"I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you."
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"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."
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"Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult."
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"Divorce is a game played by lawyers."
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"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."
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"Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves."
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"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."
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"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
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"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
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"In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity."
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