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Divorce Quotes


"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house."


"Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers."


"She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him."


"I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch."


"Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone."


"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash."


"In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers."


"What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it."


"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles."


"Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass."


"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."


"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."


"I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one."
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