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Doctors Quotes


"I have been on diets that were supervised by doctors, that were carefully supervised where I lost weight."


"I'm a terrible patient, and I find that doctors can be very condescending."


"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."


"And they talk about their bona fide doctors. They have a list of doctors that signed affidavits from looking at a picture of Terry. That's where they get their information from, by looking at a picture."


"My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round."


"Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo."


"The other thing is that doctors test only the most common estrogen level. There are three kinds of estrogen in a woman but they don't test the other two because they are so rare; mine was the third kind of estrogen."


"This is a year and a few months after the transplant. Before I had it my doctors told me that it would be the biggest thing that I ever had to face and believe me, when they take your liver out of ya and put another one in it's like replacing a football in your stomach."


"It is a different genre - a show about something other than doctors, lawyers and cops. Teachers are something completely different. I think it makes for very interesting television."


"I had a few fibroids removed, and they left me with a Grand Canyon of scar tissue in my uterus. The doctors weren't sure I'd be able to reproduce. I was prepared for a rough road, and then out of nowhere we conceived."
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