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"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
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"The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people."
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"I never thought I'd live this long. It sounds funny because I still think of myself as a kid."
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"I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track. But yes, I don't like to get Maudlin. And I have a tendency towards it."
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"I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny."
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"So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny."
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"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
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"When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown."
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"We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic."
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"If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain."
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"They did that little thing on South Park, and they mentioned my name and had a character of me judging a Halloween contest. It was really funny.That made me the coolest aunt on earth."
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"We sat down and told stories that happened to us in our childhood, to our children. They were all basically based on the truth. These stories were funny and poignant to us. They just took off. These are all stories from my life."
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"Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens."
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"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
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"It's funny, when I'm not on the road or doing stuff with Bad Company - or whatever- I've always written songs galore... a lot of stuff people don't even hear."
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"I guess the producers saw me and knew I was literate and I always tried to be alert and it's funny because you have to have a sharpness to do those shows, especially some of the ones I did in later years."
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"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
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"I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny."
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"I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me."
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"It's funny, but we were living on this small island off the coast of Charleston, South Carolina when I was 9."
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"I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over."
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"It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds."
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"Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth."
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"I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working."
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"From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do."
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"We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again."
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"It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds."
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"So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life."
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"And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy."
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"Some of the pictures I must say every now and then I just think are going to be funny. When it gets that much, you might as well just pull out all the stops and make it more of a burlesque."
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"I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work."
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"If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny."
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"I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh."
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"I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information."
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"But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
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"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."
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"I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now I realize that laughter can come from insecurity. They don't know how they should be feeling."
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"Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one."
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"No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine."
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"Baldwin is sort of getting to be a bit funny. I don't know what happened, but a few years ago they suddenly went bankrupt and Gibson bought the whole outfit. Since then they haven't seemed to be doing an awfully good job of providing pianos."
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"We went through all the scenes and they became kind of funny and they expanded a little bit and because it seemed to be working so well in the movie, they added a couple of things later on in the movie and that's how it turned out."
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"Eddie Drake is sort of this loose cannon, funny, edgy guy, who has this really foolish, foolish mustache."
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"Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world."
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"Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision."
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"But I think funny and talent will always win out; I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if you're funny you will get over all of that."
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
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"Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out."
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"It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even understand, which drug addiction is the perfect negative example of."
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"I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down."
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