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Hair Quotes

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."

"I wish I had more hair on my head. Maybe if I sprinkled fertilizer on it, it would grow."

Kylie Bax, New Zealander Model

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"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"

"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'"

Robert Pattinson, English Actor

Hair, Hygiene, Sense, Today

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"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."

"Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair."

Abu Bakr, Saudi Arabian Statesman

Hair, Youth, Saudiarabian

21

"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."

"When I was 12, every little girl in Russia was trying to wear her hair like mine and playing tennis."

Anna Kournikova, Russian Athlete

Hair, Russia, Tennis, Trying

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"A hair divides what is false and true."

"A hair divides what is false and true."

Omar Khayyam, Persian Poet

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"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."

"I used to comb my hair back and do stupid stuff."

Shane West, American Actor

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"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

"I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go."

Broderick Crawford, American Actor

16

"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."

"So I begged, half way into season two, for them to let me cut my hair."

Charisma Carpenter, American Actress

15

"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."

"I lost my hair mixing a substance called white gunpowder on the kitchen table."

Mark Oliphant, Australian Scientist

15

"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."

"I turned my hair dark and have received much better parts ever since."

Joan Bennett, American Actress

13

"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."

"I wasn't making it with the violin because I was playing all of the 'long hair' stuff."

Louis Prima, American Entertainer

13

"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

"I can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this."

Lance Bass, American Musician

13

"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."

"Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot."

Sherilyn Fenn, American Actress

12

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."

Sam Ewing, American Athlete

Hair, Inflation

12

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

"Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough."

Larry David, American Actor

12

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

"I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair."

Hillary Clinton, American Politician

12

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."

"It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside."

Garry Shandling, American Comedian

12

"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."

"The 70's hair with the long on the sides, just doesn't look good coming down the sides of the helmet."

Steve Yzerman, Canadian Athlete

11

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."

"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."

Steve Allen, American Entertainer

11

"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."

"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."

Jessica Simpson, American Musician

11

"I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."

"I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory."

Julia Roberts, American Actress

10

"That's why I had to leave Hair on Broadway, because I did it for about a year, and one night I was doing the show, and I realized, well, this is not real. I told the director. He says, man, it was a killer show tonight."

"That's why I had to leave Hair on Broadway, because I did it for about a year, and one night I was doing the show, and I realized, well, this is not real. I told the director. He says, man, it was a killer show tonight."

Barry McGuire, American Musician

Hair, Man, Night

10

"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."

"Prejudice is like a hair across your cheek. You can't see it, you can't find it with your fingers, but you keep brushing at it because the feel of it is irritating."

Marian Anderson, American Musician

Hair, Prejudice

10

"I have no detectable hair style."

"I have no detectable hair style."

David Spade, American Actor

10

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out."

Jay London, American Comedian

10

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."

Jay London, American Comedian

10

"When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous."

"When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous."

Naomi Watts, English Actress

9

"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."

"Martin Jarvis was to have played the part originally but I think I had longer hair or something, I know not."

John Leeson, British Actor

9

"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."

"I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing."

Kate Smith, American Musician

9

"To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?"

"To be with the others, you have to have your hair short and wear ties. So we're trying to make a third world happen, you know what I mean?"

Jimi Hendrix, American Musician

Hair, Trying, World

9

"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."

"To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something."

Tucker Carlson, American Journalist

9

"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."

"On my own I generally have very messy hair, wear jeans and sneakers."

Jewel Kilcher, American Musician

9

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

"I've been burn when it comes to my hair that it ain't no joke."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

8

"I hate the only one of my book jackets when I was made up professionally, my hair made into a smooth bell."

"I hate the only one of my book jackets when I was made up professionally, my hair made into a smooth bell."

Antonia Fraser, British Author

8

"I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it."

"I had short hair for a while, but I ended up loving it."

Tatyana Ali, American Actress

8

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man."

"It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a man."

John Lennon, English Musician

Hair, Man, Skin, Woman

8

"I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease."

"I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease."

Peter Gallagher, American Actor

8

"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."

"Sisters are always drying their hair. Locked into rooms, alone, they pose at the mirror, shoulders bare, trying this way and that their hair, or fly importunate down the stair to answer the telephone."

Phyllis McGinley, American Author

Hair, Sisters, Trying

8

"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that."

"Well I could have been just a writer. I had been a hair dresser. I could have stuck with that."

Fran Drescher, American Actress

8

"We didn't gel with Poison and the Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi was the best of the pop metal bands, but we never fit in with the hair metal stuff. We were never as hip as the Chili Peppers. We were in the middle."

"We didn't gel with Poison and the Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi was the best of the pop metal bands, but we never fit in with the hair metal stuff. We were never as hip as the Chili Peppers. We were in the middle."

Gary Cherone, American Musician

8

"When I cut my hair, the whole sound changed, my style changed."

"When I cut my hair, the whole sound changed, my style changed."

Rihanna, American Musician

Hair, Sound, Style

8

"I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache."

"I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache."

Curly Howard, American Actor

8

"I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance."

"I'd rather wear jewels in my hair than anywhere else. The face should have the advantage of this brilliance."

Hedy Lamarr, Austrian Actress

8

"My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair."

"My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair."

Julia Roberts, American Actress

8

"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."

"I always had the facial hair so I looked older than I was."

Jimmy Smith, American Musician

8

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

Joe Pesci, American Actor

8

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."

"Gorgeous hair is the best revenge."

Ivana Trump, Czechoslovakian Celebrity

8

"Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory."

"Saturday night is when my hair would be fixed up and that was my memory."

Jenifer Lewis, American Actress

Hair, Memory, Night

8

"Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white."

"Even drawing gray hair at all is difficult to render in black and white."

Alison Bechdel, American Cartoonist

8

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

"I am not the archetypal leading man. This is mainly for one reason: as you may have noticed, I have no hair."

Patrick Stewart, English Actor

Hair, Leading, Man, May

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