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Kitchen Quotes
"I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast."
"I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'"
"I am spoiled, it's true. I don't even know how to use that thing in the kitchen with the burners."
"The house is in turmoil with records on every space. In the kitchen and in the dining room is covered with records. I don't have a big enough house to accommodate everything."
"I'm in a loft and the kitchen is in the very center of the apartment. The whole place revolves around it."
"For me, it was kind of like going into the military or something. And anybody - any male - who has ever worked in a French kitchen knows what I am talking about when I say that."
"The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me."
"The kitchen may not get cleaned, and I have to accept that. I do the important things."
"I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas."
"Good kitchen equipment is expensive, but most items last a lifetime and will pay for themselves over and over again."
"My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter."
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