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Wife Quotes
"I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment."
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"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
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"We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York."
"My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year."
"Two more years were to go by before I knew anything about William Blake. Many years later, when his wife died, my godfather gave me the two books as a remembrance."
"I think for Beecher specifically, Keller was with him when his wife died. Beecher had decided after he first got into prison that he had to shut off everybody. You can't let anybody in and you have to become like them and you have to be threatening and all that."
"A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife."
"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
"A successful woman preacher was once asked what special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry? Not one, she answered, except the lack of a minister's wife."
"I have a wife and a son, but the gay rumors have started. I guess it's a sign that I'm moving up the ladder."
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
"I think it all comes down to relationships - how I treat my wife, how I treat my kids, how I treat the guys at the grocery store, all aspects of every day, what I'm involved in."
"Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever."
"And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being."
"If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter."
"In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there."
"I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road."
"Johns Hopkins introduced me to two defining events in my life: commitment to biomedical research and meeting my future wife, Mary."
"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
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