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Wife Quotes

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"My wife volunteered her services as Red Cross nurse, insisting upon being sent to the front, in order to be as near me as could be, but it developed later that no nurse was allowed to go farther than the large troop hospitals far in the rear of the actual operations."
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"Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes."
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"He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'"
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"My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly."
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"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."
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"You know, grieve your wife, this is an impulsive thing and you have no idea the kind of trouble you're getting yourself into it. And of course he doesn't listen to me and he adopts this child."
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"My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light."
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"We had to be very careful on our best behaviour when we went to these other countries. And then I made a living, I had a chance to support my wife and my kids. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful program from that point of view."
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"I moved away for three years and went to Trinidad where I met my wife, Athena."
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"We made one film called Thy Neighbor's Wife in which I got flogged at the public whipping post for adultery. I did my best acting in that film, I guess."
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"He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?"
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"I've loved it, but I have a wife and two children."
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"Terry said he had this new kid and his wife didn't want to live in England. He wanted to tour. He hated being in the studio. Terry liked seeing various bars the world over and getting smashed out of his brain. He was a sort of latent Keith Moon."
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"If priests were allowed to marry, if this would be an optional thing, and if he could have wife and children, he would certainly have less temptation to satisfy certain sexual impulses with minors."
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"One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much."
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"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
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"I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me."
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"I used to hang out with Salvador Dali a lot. He was such a nice man. I really liked his wife Gala, too. People say that she was tricky, but she was never difficult with me."
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"What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife."
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"Take my wife... Please!"
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"My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments."
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"I had been in a film, playing a young British aristocrat. My wife told me that she was invited to a dinner and she invited me to dinner and the hostess had seen me and said, 'You cannot bring him.' but I think that I've done enough to shatter the image."
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"Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking."
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"My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem."
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"If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do."
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"I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else."
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"Having been to Europe and working and traveling there, the restaurants my wife and I remember were always off the beaten trail restaurants. So I tried to seek a little 'off the beaten trail,' but cool area."
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"I knew the term Stepford Wife, and I knew what that meant. I never read the book, and I think before I started filming I watched the movie. I thought it was very dated."
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"I no longer need to be someone's wife. I'm doing okay as I am."
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"I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan."
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was."
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"My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for."
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
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"I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons."
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"England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife."
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"My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it."
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"I was seeing a lot of really good things about Get Shorty when it came out, and my wife pointed out that if you validate the good reviews, you also have to validate the bad reviews."
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"Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one."
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"The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband."
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"It is just that I don't want a wife and I don't want kids."
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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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"First get an absolute conquest over thyself, and then thou wilt easily govern thy wife."
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"My former wife is a truly wonderful person."
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"It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass."
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"I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion. I saw her out of the corner of my eye. The moment I saw her, she vanished."
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"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times."
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"My second wife Bonnie Owens and I worked together after we divorced for a period of maybe 20 years. And I managed to stay friends with another wife. And then there's one that I don't mess with. Everybody's got one of those."
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"There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful."
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"I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer."
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"I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every day in my sky."
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