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Wife Quotes


"We had the boy's name picked out, but we didn't have a girl's. When he turned out to be a boy, we were so relieved. Literally, in the middle of contracting and pushing, and with my wife being drugged - out and half - lucid, we were still coming up with names."


"So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane."


"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."


"Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other."


"If a composer has a nice wife and some nice children, how can he let the children starve on his dissonances?"


"There was a whole display set up of all the X-Men paraphernalia. My wife couldn't resist telling this 5-year-old boy that I was Wolverine. The little kid looked up at me and he was staring at me."
Wife,


"I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer."


"If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy."
Wife,
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