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Quotes by Editor

"Use missteps as stepping stones to deeper understanding and greater achievement."

"We need quiet time to examine our lives openly and honestly - spending quiet time alone gives your mind an opportunity to renew itself and create order."

"The number of great museums and nonprofits versus the number of corporate headquarters is incredibly out of whack."

"Aggression, the writer's main source of energy."

"A good title is the title of a successful book."

"Forget the times of your distress, but never forget what they taught you."

"Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed."

"Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine."

"Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide."

"God doesn't go to jail for the pound of weed you got caught going over the Laredo with - even though he apparently has the knowledge, power, and care to prevent it - you go to jail. God passes go and the courts collect two hundred dollars."

"Treat Death as it treats us: with utter indifference."

"I know all human beings will be successful. How do I know? They all die."

"Russell Baker writes columns as a poet writes light verse - with tongue in cheek and a steady hand."

"When I first started editing GQ, it gave the impression of being, and in fact was, a gay magazine. There were female models in it and there were women on the cover, but the boys were always much, much more beautiful than the girls."

"Arrogance, pedantry, and dogmatism; the occupational diseases of those who spend their lives directing the intellects of the young."

"We've been doing this for 10 years and it's been a hobby for a lot longer than it's been a job."

"I've been campaigning for 17 of the last 24 months. I'm ready to legislate and not campaign."

"Play and pray; but on the whole do not pray when you are playing and do not play when you are praying."

"To forgive and to be forgiven are the two points of holy magnificence and holy modesty; round these two centres the whole doctrine of largesse revolves."

"Writers' bedtimes vary, but few have been spared the shock of a copy editor's early wake-up call."

"Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment."

"What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen."

"Falling short of perfection is a process that just never stops."

"Editing is the same as quarrelling with writers - same thing exactly."
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